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Capital H3 is a mixed Hash club that runs on a Monday night at
6 pm in and around the Australian Capital Territory.
CH3 run cost is $10 and includes the run, dray, circle and mash.
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Hash Songs

Capital Hashers are enthusiastic singers, and with the able assistance of the ChoirMaster, Corporal Punishment, have expanded their repotraire of Down-Down songs substantially over the past few years. Corporal never lacks for a song suitable to the occasion and the more risqué, lewd and vulgar, the better. In addition to the standard Down-Down song and the traditional Swing Low, Sweet Chariot, other Capital Hash favourites include:

Basic Down-Down Song
Birthday Song
Fuck Off, Ya C*nt
He's The Meanest
Swing Low, Sweet Chariot (LISTEN)
Thank God, She Finally Shut Up
They Ought To Be Publicy Pissed On
What A Wank
Why Are We Waiting?
Why Was He Born So Beautiful?
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HERE'S TO ________ (BASIC DOWN-DOWN SONG)
Melody - Itself
Here's to ,
He's true blue, (he's a blue)
He's a Hasher,
Through and through,
He's a pisspot, (he's an asshole)
So they say,
Tried to go to heaven, (he'll never get to heaven)
But he went the other way, (in a long, long way)
So drink it down, down, down . . .

FUCK OFF, YA C*NT
Melody - Auld Lang Syne

Fuck off, ya c*nt, fuck off, ya c*nt,
Fuck off, ya c*nt, fuck off,
Fuck off, ya c*nt, fuck off, ya c*nt,
Fuck off, ya c*nt, fuck off.

INTERNATIONAL HASH HYMN
Melody - Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
Note: gestures accompany words

I looked over Jordan and what did I see,
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.

CHORUS:
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.

I'm sometimes up and sometimes down,
Comin' for to carry me home,
But still my soul feels heavenly bound.
Comin' for to carry me home.

If you get there before I do,
Coming for to carry me home,
Tell all my friends that I'm coming too,
Coming for to carry me home.
(repeat with variations: humming and motions only, silence and motions only, double-time)

WHAT A WANK
Melody - William Tell Overture

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank,wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, wank, wank.

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank wank.

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank, wank, wank,
What a wank, what a wank, wank, wank . . .

WHY ARE WE WAITING?
Melody - Come Let Us Adore Him

Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating (masturbating, etc),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long, etc . . .

BIRTHDAY SONG
Melody - Happy Birthday to You

Happy birthday, fuck you,
Happy birthday, fuck you,
Happy birthday, you asshole,
Happy birthday, fuck you.
Drink it down, down, down . . .

HE'S THE MEANEST
Melody - Itself

He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

All he does is pound it,
Ever since he found it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

He's always pissing on us,
He's rotten and dishonest,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
So drink it down, down, down . . .

THANK GOD SHE FINALLY SHUT UP
Melody - Looney Tunes Theme

Thank God she finally shut up,
She's always fuckin' bitchin',
Now drink your beer, get out of here,
Get back into the kitchen!

THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

They ought to be publicly pissed on,
They ought to be publicly shot,
They ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down . . .

WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
Melody - Itself

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
He's no bloody use at all.

They say he's a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me,
He's fresh as a daisy,
He drives me crazy,

So drink it down, down, down . . .

 

 

 

 

Hash Song Links:

 

Half-Mind Hymnal- A Songbook for Hash House Harriers
"Delightfully disgusting, yet repulsive"
Compiled by Paul "Flying Booger" Woodford

Deep Throats Hash CD
Splat's Hash Songs Page
Mu-Sick’s Hash Songbook

 "Sing a Song", courtesy of Smoking Wiener, Rocket Shitty HHH, Huntsville, Alabama USA

Music hath charm to sooth the savage beast. And what better beast to sooth than a tired and thirsty hasher? Yeah, I admit it. I can be a beast at times, as big a beast as any hasher, whether it is the green-eyed monster born of jealousy or the envious monster brought on by seeing everyone else make it to the beer near before me.

And at the end of the trail there is music to sooth all hashing beasts. Sure, some of the lyrics are harsh enough to send you to eternal damnation and others are so bastardized that one can barely recognize the original tune from which it was born. Yet they are all cherished by hashers throughout the world. What you choose to sing is up to you, your pack, and the Religious Advisor or Songmaster.

And these songs were born from every walk of life; spiritual, ethnic, lullabies, nursery rhymes, scouting, and even rock and roll. While some of our songs come from rugby players and others originated with frat houses, many are of our own design. Whether to honor a special occasion, to poke fun at an institution, or to honor another hasher, many have grasped a stronghold in the hashing community.

While individual hashers like Mu-Sick, or even several members of certain HHH groups like Music City can actually carry a tune, many hashers are lucky if they can even follow a melody. This is pretty much left to fate. If you're lucky enough to have opera and rock singers in your group it's to your benefit. Otherwise you'll join the rest of us in merely trying to get the lyrics right. It really doesn't matter because in time you'll find it's the beer that is important.

Yet each hash has its own traditions. Many have a member of mismanagement whose sole purpose is to provide the songs at the circle. Other hashes chant to those being down-downed to "sing us a song or show us your schlong," requiring the awardees to provide the next song. What's right for your hash is pack preference and is often dependent upon your fonding father's previous hash faith. After all without the fonding father your hash wouldn't exist.

Speaking of the Father, how many times have you heard irreverent songs and gasped? This is the one thing that can send a virgin hasher screaming like she just lost her cherry. I recall singing on the way to an on-out a newly penned hash song that was modified from the rugby song "Jesus Can't Play Rugby 'cause He Wears Illegal Cleats." Half of the hashers in the moving van were aghast and didn't sing a word.

And then there's the poor uninitiated virgin put on the spot by the overzealous Songmaster who subjects her to "I Put My Hand Upon Her Toe" or the ever popular "Allouette." Trust me, if the virgin lives through either of these with a smile on her face she'll be back to hash again.

Several other songs remain for testing virgin hashers for their ability to shrug off the bawdiness of the hash, two excellent examples being "Bestiality's Best" and "The S&M Man."

Whether you choose to subject virgins to songs directed at them or songs against modern day morals is up to your individual hash. Do you want members who can tolerate anything or are you simply looking for members? It's your decision to make.


 
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