Well…… it was a funny ole night all round.
The Grandest of Mattresses and her loyal RA commenced proceedings exactly at 6PM ??????
The hare, POPTART, then took forever to explain what we could expect on the trail, thus voiding
any time saving measures instigated by a frustrated and overzealous management!!!!!
 

We were told to look out for 18 points of interest and try and determine what the link was between them?
Well the actual number of Points of interest was 24 and there was NO link between them. Clearly, POPTART
had wandered aimlessly around Kambah, chalking numbers onto the curbs of random houses, frightening
the occupants into believing that their house was going to be the target of future of North Korean
aggression.
For the second week in a row, the GM got herself lost. And so, using a measure of his initiative, CENTREFOLD
took it upon himself to kick things off.
FISHFINGER reported that the run was fabulous, it was downhill all the way, wind assisted, and transited
through: Kambah, Kambah Heights, Kambah Lowghts, East Kambah, South Kambah, Kambah fields, Kambah
Plains and Lake Kambah, all via randomly marked houses.
JR recalled a prophesy uttered before the run that it was going to be “A clusterfuck” and, despite all the
Odds, it was a clusterfuck. The much advertised and talked up W/R split, never eventuated, the last
walkers got back to the fire bucket at 9.45PM, and poor old SCARLETT ended up in need of a bloody good
session of psychotherapy after having been forced to run past 24 Mr Fluffy houses being utilised by the
council as drug rehab and drop in centres.
COUNT HER FEET ran 6 feet, thought about what she was doing decided to walk after all.
The Run and the walk were both given 2/10
WEATHERMAN finally mangled the English language so badly that he was told by the CENTREFOLD to “go
away and reassess your life”
CENTREFOLD welcomed the returnees: HELLO KITTY, COUNT HER FEET, GOBBLES, CRUNCHY, POOSH,
and GREASE NIPPLE.
WEATHERMAN attempted to charge the multi Pulitzer prize winning TRASH and failed. BOOOOOOING
HIDDEN FLAGON was charged with failing to competently carry out an outrageous act of fraud against
The New South Whales government
POPTART and DANGLES were charged for setting a run with a Keno theme
HORNBLOWER was charged for “Going really quickly”
MICGHTY APHRODITE once again kept the male population circling around her as she discussed her pussy
TURKEY SLAP was caught backing the trailer like a woman
HELLO KITTY had a birthday
SCARLETT has been seen to leave 1298 times
The Dummy Spit award went to POOSH , and
The FRB went to MEAT TO PLEASE YOU for running on the walk
Finally, at 9.45PM the GM turned up and we had the circle all over again, but no one let on that we were
Going round the bouy.
On On to Run 1937 at the Pinnicles