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Capital H3 is a mixed Hash club that runs on a Monday night at
6 pm in and around the Australian Capital Territory.

CH3 run cost is $10 and includes the run, dray, circle and mash.
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So it's your first time . . .

Capital Hash House Harriers, based in the Australian Capital Territory and established in 1982, is just one of over 1700 worldwide chapters of the Hash House Harriers, an international running, drinking and socialising club founded in Malaysia in 1938.

Capital Hash House Harriers run every Monday night at 6 pm regardless of holidays, rain, fire, frost, sun spots or beer strikes. The mixed pack is typically 30 – 50. Trails are usually 5 kms + in length and cater for both runners and walkers at all levels of fitness. $10 is all it costs to hash with CH3 which covers the cost of grog (Capital Hash boasts a selection of 10 beers - 4 light for the drivers - champagne, red wine and softies). and mash following a trail. A fire bucket during our chilly winter season is also traditional Capital fare.

It is based on the old English game of “Hare and Hounds” and is centered around non-competitive running and enjoyment of beer - see Hash Origins.

Every Hash and every Hasher is unique in their own way, although a good attitude, personality, thirst, humour, old shoes and a sharp wit appear to be the recurring attributes. A few traditional groups still restrict membership with “all male” or “all Harriette” hashes. More rarely, there are even “all officer” or “expat only” hashes. However, the tradition of mixed, open membership has become the most popular, making up over 95% of the hashes today. Remember, sweat, mud, blood and scars are often trophies of great hashing.

Membership in Capital Hash is painfree - except for the running part - and is easy. Just show up to a run and check us out, or give one of our friendly Mismanagement a call.

Premise of the Hash House Harriers
A Hash Primer
What's Hash?

Hash Rules
Old Shoes
What I Like About Hashing (external link)

Premise of the Hash House Harriers (harrier.net)

One harrier (the hare) lays a trail of flour over a course (s)he chooses. The other harriers (the hounds) try to follow that trail to the end where they enjoy munchies and beer (or soft drinks). The typical hash is 3-5 miles over hill and dale, through suburbs, woods, malls, et al. The hash isn't a race, there are no prizes to the swift. Following the trail is the challenge - camaraderie and beverages are the rewards.


A Hash Primer




Hashing . . . it's a mixture of athleticism and sociability, hedonism and hard work; a refreshing break from the nine-to-five routine. Hashing is an exhilaratingly fun combination of running, orienteering, and partying, where bands of harriers and harriettes chase hares on eight-to-ten kilometer-long trails through town, country, jungle, and desert, all in search of exercise, camaraderie, and good times.

Hashing, as we know it today, began in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, in 1938, when a group of restive British company men started a hare & hounds running group. They named the group after their meeting place, the Selangor Club, aka the "Hash House." Hash House Harrier runs were patterned after the traditional British public school paper chase. A "hare" would be given a short head start to blaze a trail, marking his devious way with shreds of paper, soon to be pursued by a shouting pack of "harriers." Only the hare knew where he was going . . . the harriers followed his marks to stay on trail. Apart from the excitement of chasing down the wily hare, solving the hare's marks and reaching the end was its own reward, for there, thirsty harriers would find a tub of iced-down beer.

Hashing died during World War II (Japanese occupying forces being notoriously opposed to civilian fun), but came back to life in the post-war years, spreading slowly through Singapore, Indonesia, Australia, and New Zealand, then exploding in popularity in the late 70s and early 80s. Today there are thousands of Hash House Harrier clubs in all parts of the world, complete with newsletters, directories, and regional and world hashing conventions.

Despite its growth, hashing hasn't strayed far from its British and Malaysian roots. A typical hash "kennel" is a loosely-organized group of 20-40 men and women who meet weekly or biweekly to chase the hare. We follow chalk, flour, or paper, and the trails are never boring. When forced to, we'll run the occasional street or alley, but in general we prefer shiggy . . . fields, forests, jungles, swamps, streams, fences, storm drains, and cliffs. And although some of today's health-conscious hashers may shun a cold beer in favor of water or a diet soda, trail's end is still a party. Perhaps that's why they call us the "drinking club with a running problem!"

So . . . if you'd like to spice up your running program with fun, good company, new surroundings, and physical challenge, try hashing. Just remember one thing . . . never wear new shoes to the hash!

If you'd like to try hashing, there's probably a group in your area.
Why not check it out?

Booger's Hash Primer ©1995 by Flying Booger
Originally published in Hawaii RacePlace Magazine, June 1995

What's "Hash"?

 

Although begun by expatriate Poms 60 years ago in Malaysia, hashing is now a world-wide phenomena with over 1,700 hash clubs and 75,000 active harriers. It is particularly strong in Australia, North America, Asia and the UK.

Basically an evening with the "Hash" consists of:

1. A Run:
A trail is laid by one of the hashers (the hare). The trail is pre-laid by the hare and consists of chalk or flour marks, or pieces of paper, depending on the hare. At a given signal the rest of the hash, the "pack" set off on the trail. When hashers are running on the trail they can be heard yelling "On On". The idea is that there will be regular checks with false trails, so that the pack stays somewhat together. Fast and energetic runners fan out looking for the true trail. Less energetic hashers gather at the check, calling "are you" (on trail) to those actually checking. Having encountered a false trail, hashers may be heard yelling "On back" which saves other hashers continuing down that path. The length and difficulty of the run depends on the hare, but will typically be between 5 and 8 km - usually about an hour. Fit bastards will usually run longer, after checking out a number of false trails.

2. A Circle:
When the run is over the harriers gather together to drink beer and observe their "religious ceremonies" which consist of drinking more beer, this time "ritualistically". Down downs (sculling) are given to the hare, newcomers, and anyone else who has in some way "sinned" or stuffed up. The ceremonies can last a couple of minutes or half the night depending on the level of religious fervor of the hash. Depending on the nature of a particular hash the Circle may become somewhat debauched, (if you are lucky).

The Circle and the Spirit of Hashing (external link)
Deep Thoughts on Religion (external link)

3. The Nosh:
Most hashes suspend the religious activities for a while to eat the "nosh" - some retire to a local restaurant where more beer is drunk and food served. Religious and social activities then continue. If you read the above carefully it should be apparent to you why the hash has been called a "drinking club with a running problem."

Parts of text borrowed from the Darwin H3 page

Hash "Rules"

 

HASH RULES
From the Adelaide HHH, South Australia

1. No poofters.
2. There is no rule 2.
3. See rule 1. No poofters.
4. No stealing (see hereunder - definition of stealing):
Stealing - the covert removal of another Hashman's property with the intention of depriving said Hashman of such property for an indefinite period of time.
5. No stealing, but borrowing is okay (see hereunder the definition of borrowing):

  • Borrowing is the act of covert temporary removal of another Hashman's property
    (property in this instance is confined to items of a portable nature and directly related to hashing such as mugs, bugles and run books). Substantial items such as kegs whilst being directly related to hashing should never be borrowed. At all times the property borrowed is held for a relatively short period of time and always returned in good order. Often such property is enhanced by suitable engraving to record for posterity the guile of the borrower. Borrowing is a complex issue and where any doubt exists the Grand Master should be consulted.

6. No poofters.
7. Rain is not permitted during Hash runs. The Religious Advisor is personally responsible for ensuring that fine conditions prevail for a period of not less than one hour each Monday from 6.00 pm.
8. No poofters.
9. No discrimination. Wogs, abos, poms, unemployed, dogs, women, criminals, disabled, nymphomaniacs, Collingwood supporters and even lawyers are all encouraged to run Hash. Alcoholics are particularly welcome. Athletes are tolerated in some Hashes. Athletes, dogs and females whilst permitted to run can never aspire to become Grand Master.
10. Definitely no poofters.
11. No competitiveness.
12. Under no circumstances are poofters permitted to run Hash.
13. No training. Persons caught training will be deemed to have breached Rule # 11 and will be liable to a charge. A range of activities may be interpreted as training, and for guidance the following non-exhaustive list is provided:

  • Running other than official Hash runs
  • Cycling (fornication on a push bike is exempt)
  • Visiting a gymnasium for any other purpose than perving on the aerobics class
  • Using the stairs while escalators are available
  • Rooting the wife/girlfriend when so pissed it is a marathon effort

14. All Hashmen must commit to memory rules 1, 2 and 3 and be able to recite them at any hour of the day or night regardless of their state of inebriation.
15. Poofterism will not be fucking tolerated under any conditions.
16. No fighting at Hash. This rule is absolute and the entire culture of Hash relies on strict adherence to this rule. If a fellow Hashman causes you immense displeasure by stealing your car or impregnating your daughter (wives are exempt) then belt shit out of him at some other place than Hash and on some other day than Monday which is a day of reverence and tranquillity.
17. Poofters will be shot on sight. No poofters.
18. Other rules may be enacted by the committee as they see fit.
19. Amendments to Rules 1, 3, 6, 8, 10, 12, 15 and 17 are illegal.

Note: Bestiality is not covered in these Rules due to the proliferation of New Zealand Hashes. Whilst ovine relationships are discouraged in Australia, subject to certain rules it will be tolerated:

a) The fucker must be of NZ birth or citizenship
b) The fuckee must be a ewe (no poofters!)
c) The fuckee must be a consenting adult
d) The fuckee must be reasonably attractive

As this item is not incorporated in Hash rules, all behaviour covered by the above note is subject to determination by the Grand Master.

Old Shoes

 


 
Disclaimer: Capital Hash House Harriers Inc will not accept any liability or responsibility for any loss, damage, injury, trauma or mental distress however caused or sustained by any participant in these events or associated with them. In order to participate in these event, participants expressly waive their rights to pursue Capital Hash House Harriers Inc and those who have organised the events, those associated with the events, close relatives, friends, blokes they've met in pub, the window cleaner or anyone else. If participants come to these event, they are aware that it is potentially hazardous in a mind-boggling number of ways but if the participant suffers damage, injury or loss then the onus is on the participant for having taken part despite the dire warnings above.